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5 Sheet Sets for the Best Sex of Your Life
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There's a reason hotel sex is such a Thing. These sheets are as close as you can get to recreating a fancy hotel experience in your own bedroom, sans room service. If you have the best sex while traveling, these are for you. These are great for couples who want to feel cozy, warm, and a little bit fancy. It's also impossibly lightweight, and naturally has that cozy, lived-in look. If your bedding style is more, "have so many sets of sheets I never have to do the laundry" than it is, "invest in one set I wash weekly," these are for you. Probably thanks to Sex and the City reruns, I used to think sex took place solely in large, four-poster beds dressed in silky red sheets.
The Best Sex Blanket Is a Blanket Literally Made for Sex
What's scarier: walking into a guy's bedroom for the first time and finding nothing but a mattress on the floor, or lifting up the covers and discovering gross flannel sheets underneath in which case it's probably also a twin extra-long? The true sign of an adult is a comfortable, well-appointed bed, and, yes—good sheets can improve your sex life. Ask yourself this question before bringing anyone over: Is my bed truly sexy? Quality does count. There is nothing worse than rough sheets against your most sensitive areas.
Reveling in the slipperiness is fun in the moment; less so when you survey the damage to your thread count pima cotton sheets. How to reconcile the adult need for legitimate, high-quality bedding and the lust for messy, messy sex? The exterior feels like velvet and looks like a sumptuous luxe throw, but inside is a water-resistant core. Admittedly, when you crinkle it up, that core sounds a little bit diaper-like, but this is a small price to pay for the ability to douse the Fascinator throw in all manner of sex effluvia knowing that none of it will seep through.